Last year I had signed up to do a root beer taste test at
Pop n Sweets, which included sampling 80 different root beers over about a 3 hour time period. They unfortunately don't do this anymore but it was super fun at the time.
The end result of taking "shots" of 80 different root beers is listed below. Also I found out what a "sugar high" was.
During the taste test we wrote down our thoughts on each of the root beers gave them a score from 1 to 10 (listed below). After the taste test was all done, I decided to take all of the top two scores (which happened to be 7 and 8) and redo them for my own blind taste test. I was able to better compare them to each other and find a personal definitive root beer order.
Here is my blind taste test. Out of the 15 root beers with the top 2 scores, I could find 13 in stores. Apparently two of them weren't made or sold anymore in any stores I could find so they were left off the list. Below are the results.
Here is my order of the top 13 root beers. I ended up breaking them into four distinct groups. The left group was Level A: Great!, middle was Level B: pretty good, and right was Level C: ok and the one to the far right was Level D: How the hell did you end up here?
Level A: Great!
1. Bulldog Root Beer
Thoughts: Slightly sugary taste but otherwise smooth.
2. Empire Root Beer
Thoughts: Very similar to Bulldog. Hard to differentiate. Also a slightly sugary but smooth taste.
3. Dang! Root Beer
Thoughts: Rich root beer taste that goes down smooth.
4. Eli's Root Beer
Thoughts: Very similar to Dang!, couldn't really tell the difference. Same rich root beer taste that goes down smooth.
Level B: Very good
5. IBC Root Beer
Thoughts: Smooth, nice, soft flavor.
6. Virgil's Special Edition Bavarian Nutmeg Root Beer
Thoughts: Almost a licorishy flavor but not quite. Good on ice cream.
7. Hippo Size Root Beer
Thoughts: Strong sugary taste but not too bad.
8. Joe's Root Beer
Thoughts: Slight tinge of the vinegary taste that Triple XXX has, but pretty smooth.
Level C: OK and
Level D: How the hell did you end up here?
Level C: OK
9. Cicero Salted Caramel Root Beer
Thoughts: Very butterscotchy flavor but not too strong a taste. Pretty smooth.
10. O-So Root Beer
Thoughts: Almost identical to Cicero, a not too strong butterscotchy flavor. Pretty candy smooth.
11. Chicago Root Beer
Thoughts: A sbit sharp with the carbonation but when it's flat the taste is pretty smooth.
12. Kutztown Birch Beer
Thoughts: Nearly identical to Chicago. Sharp with carbonation but smooth when flat.
Level D: How the hell did you end up here?
13. Triple XXX Root Beer
Thoughts: Watery and vinegary taste. Pretty gross.
Those are the thoughts on my personal taste test. Below is the results of all the root beers that I tried with my individual thoughts on them. When trying 80 different root beers it's hard to come up with very good taste descriptions but I tried.
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Taste Test
Drink Order |
Name |
Thoughts During
Taste Test |
Initial Score |
Final Rank |
74 |
Bulldog |
Nice
candy flavor |
7 |
1 |
80 |
Empire |
Nothing
noted |
7 |
2 |
33 |
Dang! |
Smooth |
7 |
3 |
72 |
Captain
Eli's |
Foamy
and light |
8 |
4 |
45 |
IBC |
Pretty
Good |
7 |
5 |
25 |
Virgils
Bavarian Nutmeg |
Pretty
Good |
7 |
6 |
54 |
Hippo
Size |
Smooth |
8 |
7 |
12 |
Joe's |
Slight
caramel taste |
7 |
8 |
53 |
Cicero |
Not
bad |
7 |
9 |
32 |
O-So
Butterscotch |
Toasted
Marshmallow |
7 |
10 |
11 |
Chicago |
Smooth,
nice |
8 |
11 |
20 |
Kutz
Town |
Nice |
7 |
12 |
27 |
Triple
XXX |
I
like |
8 |
13 |
4 |
Iron
Horse |
Smooth |
7 |
NA |
40 |
Big
John Brewers |
Nice |
7 |
NA |
10 |
Filbert's |
Ok |
6 |
|
21 |
Faygo |
Kind
of like a RB Float |
6 |
|
22 |
Frostop |
Smooth
brown sugar |
6 |
|
31 |
Foxon
Park |
Smooth
sugary |
6 |
|
67 |
Saranac |
Nothing
special, Ok |
6 |
|
77 |
Bringham's
Brew |
Not
too bad |
6 |
|
79 |
Frostie |
Not
too bad, bit watery |
6 |
|
1 |
Bedford's
RB |
Sugary,
Okish |
5 |
|
2 |
Speckher
RB |
Watery,
not meh taste but smooth |
5 |
|
7 |
Brownie
Carmel Cream |
Candy
RB taste |
5 |
|
14 |
Maine
Root |
Sugary
light flavor |
5 |
|
18 |
Red
Arrow |
Slight
candy flavor |
5 |
|
24 |
Frostie |
Vanilla
caramel |
5 |
|
35 |
Ginseng
Up |
Slight
sugar |
5 |
|
38 |
Big
Ben's |
Light
Flavor |
5 |
|
48 |
Avery's |
Smooth |
5 |
|
52 |
The
Pop Shoppe |
Sugary |
5 |
|
64 |
Anchor
Ginger |
Candyish |
5 |
|
71 |
Route
66 |
Marshmallowy |
5 |
|
76 |
Dang!
Butterscotch |
Candy
- not too bad |
5 |
|
78 |
Rocky
Mt. |
Flavored
water |
5 |
|
5 |
Dr.
Brown |
Watery,
but better than 2 |
4 |
|
9 |
Barrel
Brothers |
Very
fizzy. Don't taste much |
4 |
|
13 |
Dog
n Suds |
Slight
sugary taste |
4 |
|
17 |
Crater
Lake |
Ok.
A little sugary |
4 |
|
19 |
Sparky's |
Lingering
candy flavor |
4 |
|
34 |
Old
Red Eye |
Candy.
Cheap |
4 |
|
43 |
Polar |
Eh |
4 |
|
47 |
Caruso's |
RB
Candy |
4 |
|
51 |
American |
Brown
Sugar water |
4 |
|
58 |
Zuber
Fizz |
Nothing
special |
4 |
|
62 |
Dad's |
Light
candy |
4 |
|
66 |
Thomas
Kemper |
Marshmallow
aftertaste |
4 |
|
69 |
Reading
Draft |
Weird
flavor |
4 |
|
8 |
Tower |
Meh |
3 |
|
26 |
Bawls |
Meh
sourish tatse |
3 |
|
37 |
Hosmer |
RB
Candy |
3 |
|
42 |
Boylan |
Too
Sugary |
3 |
|
44 |
Ramlin |
Fake |
3 |
|
49 |
Death
Valley |
Too
Sugary |
3 |
|
55 |
Sioux
City |
Brown
sugar |
3 |
|
57 |
Fireman's
Brew |
Light
flavor |
3 |
|
60 |
AJ
Stephans Butterscotch |
Caramel
flavoring |
3 |
|
61 |
WBC |
Meh |
3 |
|
63 |
Capone |
Not
much flavor |
3 |
|
68 |
Abita |
Sugary
candy |
3 |
|
3 |
So-da
RB |
Butterscotchy |
2 |
|
15 |
Waialua |
Weird
taste |
2 |
|
28 |
Salted
Caramel |
Licorishy
burnt brown sugar |
2 |
|
30 |
Johnny
Ryan |
Watery
sugar |
2 |
|
41 |
River
City |
Fake
Flavoring |
2 |
|
56 |
Squamscot |
Watery
sugar, no flavor |
2 |
|
65 |
Virgils |
Caramel |
2 |
|
70 |
Crooked
Oak |
Vinegary
water |
2 |
|
73 |
Bundaberg |
Meh |
2 |
|
6 |
Gale's |
Weird
Taste |
1 |
|
16 |
Stewarts |
Strong
brown sugar aftertaste |
1 |
|
23 |
Old
Brooklyn |
Too
much candy taste |
1 |
|
36 |
New
York Seltzer |
Clear.
Not good. |
1 |
|
50 |
Swamp
Pop File |
Vinegary |
1 |
|
59 |
Jackson
Hole Buckin |
Licorice |
1 |
|
29 |
Oogave |
Oh
god no |
0 |
|
39 |
Fest
Pecan |
Burnt |
0 |
|
75 |
Tommy
Knockers |
Strong
cloves or something |
0 |
|
46 |
Fenteman's
Dandelion & Burdock |
Awful |
-1 |
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