He
who laughs last, thinks slowest.
Everyone
has a photographic memory. Some just don't have film.
A day without sunshine is like ... night.
On the other hand, you have
different fingers.
Change is inevitable,
except from a vending machine.
I just got
lost in thought. It was unfamiliar territory.
Seen it all, done it all, can't remember most of
it.
Those who live by the sword get shot by those who don't.
I feel like I'm
diagonally parked in a parallel universe.
You have the right to remain silent. Anything you say will
be misquoted then used against you.
I wonder how much deeper the ocean would be
without sponges.
Honk if you love peace
and quiet.
Despite the cost of
living, have you noticed how it remains so popular?
Nothing is foolproof to a sufficiently talented fool.
It is
hard to understand how a cemetery raised its burial cost and blamed it on the cost of living.
The 50-50-90 rule: Anytime you have a 50-50 chance of getting something right, there's a 90% probability you'll get it
wrong.
It is said that if you line up all the cars in the world end to end, someone would be stupid enough to try and pass them.
You
can't have everything, where would you put it?
Latest survey shows that 3 out of 4 people make
up 75% of the world's population.
The things that come to those who wait are usually
the things left by those who got there first.
A fine is a tax for doing
wrong. A tax is a fine for doing well.
It was recently discovered that research causes cancer in rats.
Everybody lies, but it doesn't
matter since nobody listens.
I
started out with nothing, and I still have most of it.
Light travels faster than sound. This is why some
people appear bright until you hear them speak.
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