The end result of taking "shots" of 80 different root beers is listed below. Also I found out what a "sugar high" was.
During the taste test we wrote down our thoughts on each of the root beers gave them a score from 1 to 10 (listed below). After the taste test was all done, I decided to take all of the top two scores (which happened to be 7 and 8) and redo them for my own blind taste test. I was able to better compare them to each other and find a personal definitive root beer order.
Here is my blind taste test. Out of the 15 root beers with the top 2 scores, I could find 13 in stores. Apparently two of them weren't made or sold anymore in any stores I could find so they were left off the list. Below are the results.
Here is my order of the top 13 root beers. I ended up breaking them into four distinct groups. The left group was Level A: Great!, middle was Level B: pretty good, and right was Level C: ok and the one to the far right was Level D: How the hell did you end up here?
Level A: Great!
1. Bulldog Root Beer
Thoughts: Slightly sugary taste but otherwise smooth.
2. Empire Root Beer
Thoughts: Very similar to Bulldog. Hard to differentiate. Also a slightly sugary but smooth taste.
3. Dang! Root Beer
Thoughts: Rich root beer taste that goes down smooth.
4. Eli's Root Beer
Thoughts: Very similar to Dang!, couldn't really tell the difference. Same rich root beer taste that goes down smooth.
Level B: Very good
5. IBC Root Beer
Thoughts: Smooth, nice, soft flavor.
6. Virgil's Special Edition Bavarian Nutmeg Root Beer
Thoughts: Almost a licorishy flavor but not quite. Good on ice cream.
7. Hippo Size Root Beer
Thoughts: Strong sugary taste but not too bad.
8. Joe's Root Beer
Thoughts: Slight tinge of the vinegary taste that Triple XXX has, but pretty smooth.
Level C: OK and
Level D: How the hell did you end up here?
Level C: OK
9. Cicero Salted Caramel Root Beer
Thoughts: Very butterscotchy flavor but not too strong a taste. Pretty smooth.
10. O-So Root Beer
Thoughts: Almost identical to Cicero, a not too strong butterscotchy flavor. Pretty candy smooth.
11. Chicago Root Beer
Thoughts: A sbit sharp with the carbonation but when it's flat the taste is pretty smooth.
12. Kutztown Birch Beer
Thoughts: Nearly identical to Chicago. Sharp with carbonation but smooth when flat.
Level D: How the hell did you end up here?
13. Triple XXX Root Beer
Thoughts: Watery and vinegary taste. Pretty gross.
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Taste Test Drink Order | Name | Thoughts During Taste Test | Initial Score | Final Rank |
74 | Bulldog | Nice candy flavor | 7 | 1 |
80 | Empire | Nothing noted | 7 | 2 |
33 | Dang! | Smooth | 7 | 3 |
72 | Captain Eli's | Foamy and light | 8 | 4 |
45 | IBC | Pretty Good | 7 | 5 |
25 | Virgils Bavarian Nutmeg | Pretty Good | 7 | 6 |
54 | Hippo Size | Smooth | 8 | 7 |
12 | Joe's | Slight caramel taste | 7 | 8 |
53 | Cicero | Not bad | 7 | 9 |
32 | O-So Butterscotch | Toasted Marshmallow | 7 | 10 |
11 | Chicago | Smooth, nice | 8 | 11 |
20 | Kutz Town | Nice | 7 | 12 |
27 | Triple XXX | I like | 8 | 13 |
4 | Iron Horse | Smooth | 7 | NA |
40 | Big John Brewers | Nice | 7 | NA |
10 | Filbert's | Ok | 6 | |
21 | Faygo | Kind of like a RB Float | 6 | |
22 | Frostop | Smooth brown sugar | 6 | |
31 | Foxon Park | Smooth sugary | 6 | |
67 | Saranac | Nothing special, Ok | 6 | |
77 | Bringham's Brew | Not too bad | 6 | |
79 | Frostie | Not too bad, bit watery | 6 | |
1 | Bedford's RB | Sugary, Okish | 5 | |
2 | Speckher RB | Watery, not meh taste but smooth | 5 | |
7 | Brownie Carmel Cream | Candy RB taste | 5 | |
14 | Maine Root | Sugary light flavor | 5 | |
18 | Red Arrow | Slight candy flavor | 5 | |
24 | Frostie | Vanilla caramel | 5 | |
35 | Ginseng Up | Slight sugar | 5 | |
38 | Big Ben's | Light Flavor | 5 | |
48 | Avery's | Smooth | 5 | |
52 | The Pop Shoppe | Sugary | 5 | |
64 | Anchor Ginger | Candyish | 5 | |
71 | Route 66 | Marshmallowy | 5 | |
76 | Dang! Butterscotch | Candy - not too bad | 5 | |
78 | Rocky Mt. | Flavored water | 5 | |
5 | Dr. Brown | Watery, but better than 2 | 4 | |
9 | Barrel Brothers | Very fizzy. Don't taste much | 4 | |
13 | Dog n Suds | Slight sugary taste | 4 | |
17 | Crater Lake | Ok. A little sugary | 4 | |
19 | Sparky's | Lingering candy flavor | 4 | |
34 | Old Red Eye | Candy. Cheap | 4 | |
43 | Polar | Eh | 4 | |
47 | Caruso's | RB Candy | 4 | |
51 | American | Brown Sugar water | 4 | |
58 | Zuber Fizz | Nothing special | 4 | |
62 | Dad's | Light candy | 4 | |
66 | Thomas Kemper | Marshmallow aftertaste | 4 | |
69 | Reading Draft | Weird flavor | 4 | |
8 | Tower | Meh | 3 | |
26 | Bawls | Meh sourish tatse | 3 | |
37 | Hosmer | RB Candy | 3 | |
42 | Boylan | Too Sugary | 3 | |
44 | Ramlin | Fake | 3 | |
49 | Death Valley | Too Sugary | 3 | |
55 | Sioux City | Brown sugar | 3 | |
57 | Fireman's Brew | Light flavor | 3 | |
60 | AJ Stephans Butterscotch | Caramel flavoring | 3 | |
61 | WBC | Meh | 3 | |
63 | Capone | Not much flavor | 3 | |
68 | Abita | Sugary candy | 3 | |
3 | So-da RB | Butterscotchy | 2 | |
15 | Waialua | Weird taste | 2 | |
28 | Salted Caramel | Licorishy burnt brown sugar | 2 | |
30 | Johnny Ryan | Watery sugar | 2 | |
41 | River City | Fake Flavoring | 2 | |
56 | Squamscot | Watery sugar, no flavor | 2 | |
65 | Virgils | Caramel | 2 | |
70 | Crooked Oak | Vinegary water | 2 | |
73 | Bundaberg | Meh | 2 | |
6 | Gale's | Weird Taste | 1 | |
16 | Stewarts | Strong brown sugar aftertaste | 1 | |
23 | Old Brooklyn | Too much candy taste | 1 | |
36 | New York Seltzer | Clear. Not good. | 1 | |
50 | Swamp Pop File | Vinegary | 1 | |
59 | Jackson Hole Buckin | Licorice | 1 | |
29 | Oogave | Oh god no | 0 | |
39 | Fest Pecan | Burnt | 0 | |
75 | Tommy Knockers | Strong cloves or something | 0 | |
46 | Fenteman's Dandelion & Burdock | Awful | -1 |